Ever wanted to be good and bad at the same time? that's the don't panda, stubbornly doing double as if that was the only way. poster-boy of the ineffable, the don't panda is composed from INtangible ABSOLUTE opposites to SYMBOLIZE an (THE) integrated unknowable mystery. So big and strong, yet so cuddly, and vegetarian. so black and white.

You may have noticed that pandas are the most commonly appearing animal on brand logos. Pink flamingoes come a distant second. how is it possible that one animal can represent so many things?

IN CONVERSATION WITH THE DON'T PANDA:

HUMAN INQUIRY: HELLO DON'T PANDA, AND WELCOME...

 

DON'T PANDA: (...)

HUMAN INQUIRY: DON'T PANDA, THEY SAY THAT YOU ARE OF THIS WORLD, BUT YOU PLAY BY THE RULES OF ANOTHER WORLD. IS THAT ACCURATE?

 

DP: (NO COMMENT)

HUMAN INQUIRY: WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS YOUR raison d'être?

DP: DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH?

HUMAN INQUIRY: YES, A LITTLE. PARLEZ-VOUS FRANÇAIS??

DP:   (NO COMMENT)

HUMAN INQUIRY: VEUX TU UN VERRE D'EAU? (WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF WATER?)

DP: (...)